Here's an idea. All the vitals for the Bun Who Was In The Oven, wrapped around said Bun for warmth and secure comfort. Babies like that sort of thing. Made of organic cotton with whipstitch-finished edges, it can be thoroughly customized with non-toxic permanent markers or non-toxic acrylic paint.
Or we can have it embroidered for you by hand, and you win the baby gift game.